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05:53pm 27/02/2012
  • Mon, 08:35: #WorldNews! Mandatory Death in #Malaysia http://t.co/pQAK1Z4H
  • Mon, 08:35: #Holidays: Today is #WearPinkDay.
  • Mon, 08:36: #Fact! Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land, but Bruce Lee can walk on Chuck Norris.
  • Mon, 08:36: #FunnyHaHa! I put your birthday into my phone calendar it means I'm dating you, and there's nothing you can do about it.
  • Mon, 08:36: #TweetOfTheDay: @bllix: FREE HIPSTER T-SHIRT SLOGAN: "Kiss me, I'm ironic!"
  • Mon, 10:03: #Aries: The best you can hope for is to have some "influence" over yourself and your surroundings.
  • Mon, 10:04: #Taurus: A tricky situation will arise today, you will hit upon the right thing to do by suddenly recalling an old Gilligan's Island episode
  • Mon, 10:04: #Gemini: Bad news: people think you're becoming paranoid. They don't even HAVE invisible malevolent air-squids spying on THEM, do they?
  • Mon, 10:04: #Cancer: Later this week you'll feel much like Scarlet O'Hara did, when she said, "I'll never be hungry again!"
  • Mon, 10:04: #Leo: Ah ha! You will finally have an opportunity to use the word "plumbaginous" in casual conversation today!
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